Rebel Heart #29
Favorite Position: Jammer
Athletic Background: Weightlifting, bike-riding, and various other workouts.
A long, long, time ago in a land far far away. Just kidding. I was born Kal-El on the planet Krypton, - jeeze I feel like I've heard this story before, anyway- before being rocketed to Earth as a baby by my parents. I came to Earth with a purpose. And that purpose is to be the fastest roller derby jammer ever seen. On my journey to complete my destiny I have discovered a fondness for a great many things on your planet including alcoholic beverages originating from Russia, sharp objects, cats, and I have developed a taste for your planet's women. ;)
Likes: Gaming, cooking, and vodka.
Dislikes: Slow internet, dull knives, and predictability.
Theme Song: "Rebel Girl" by Bikini Kill